Wine and Cheese Make You Smart and Healthy

It’s music to my ears: experts have determined that wine and cheese make you smart and healthy! Taking into account how much cheese I consume and how much wine I drink (shhh…I’ll never tell), I should be the healthiest (as well as the smartest) human on Earth.

New studies say cheese doesn’t have health risks, and wine helps your brain. This, folks, is the kind of scientific study I can 100% get behind!

Now where’s my Syrah and my cheddar?

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